The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..."

　　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

英语笑话4

　　TOM'S EXCUSE

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

　　老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校---慢行。"

最后附上一直激励小编的一句励志名言，同大家共勉！

If you can't fly,then run; if you can't run ,then walk; if you can't walk,then crawl,but whatever you do,you have to keep moving forward.

如果你不能飞，那就跑；如果跑不动，那就走，实在走不了，那就爬。无论做什么，你都要勇往直前。